undercover chapt. 1
Hi, so my name is Nina Coover. I'm just a normal 16 year old living in North Cali. Ok so that's a lie i'm far from normal. I'm an undercover agent. I work for the F.B.I. and other agencies like that. But i guess you could just say that i work for the government.I've been working for the government for about i think 5 or 6 years I'm the youngest agent. Everyone there treats me like a little kid and it annoyes the hell out of me. So anyway in about 30 seconds i'm going to get my new case i just finished one that involved drugs ugh i hate those ones. And 3.2.1.
Richard or as he preffers it 'bossman' is going to give me my next assignment. I'm just waiting for him to call me in.
"Miss Coover would you come in here please?" Bossman asked sounding quite pleased with himself. Like always.
"Coming!" I stood up and walked over to the door and let myself in.
Bossman:"Well Nina I've got your next assignment and I think it fits quite perfect for you."
I can already see that this is gonna suck ass. It always does when he says "I think it fits quite perfect for you" and it pisses me off everytime and he knows it.
Bossman:"Go grab your partener, and I will explain."
I nodded, and ran to go get her.
Me:"Morgan! Come on!"
I went and grabbed Morgan and ran back into the room. While we were wating for the Bossman to tell us our assignment I was fiddling with my fingers.
Morgan:"Nina stop fiddling with your fingers you look like an idiot."
I immediatley stopped and then Richard started talking.
Bossman:"Miss Coover and Miss Conner your assignment will be to go undercover as the Jonas Brothers personal assistants."
Me/Morgan:"What the hell."
I was so pissed off and I'm pretty sure that Morgan was too.
Bossman:"Either you go with it or you don't get any more cases at all and you're fired."
Me:"Fine we''ll take the assignment. But why do we need to go undercover and be there assistants?"
Bossman:"Because they have been getting death threats that say if they don't stop playing they were going to die."
Me and Morgan stood there kind of shocked that someone would actually threaten them. We are madly in love with them and will do anything to protect them. Ok so Morgan is 19 and she abssolutely loves Joseph Adam jonas. I on the other hand am in love with Nicholas Jerry Jonas, of course. We were just acting when we said we didn't like them.
Morgan:"Um ok we'll get started right now see ya later Richard!"
Bossman:"The name is Bossman!"
After that we left and went home and started to pack. We have a long plane ride in the morning.
Undercover? chapt. 2
While we were packing we were also joking around about us eventually getting married to one of the Jonas Brothers.
Me:"Ok we have to catch our flight now Morgan. Do you have everything?"
Morgan:"Yeah i got everything let's head out."
Later when we got on the plane the ride was pretty good. Then we reached Texas. That's where they were at right now for some shooting to do a video i think. Oh well as long as we get to see them. When we got in the building and up to the doors of the room they were in we paused and looked at eachother. I wanted to scream so badly right now but I'm a proffesional and i can't do that. Morgan went right up infront of the door and i could already guess what was going to happen next.
Morgan:"KNOCK KNOCK ANYBODY IN THERE?!" She screamed at the top of her lunges.
Me:"Morgan WHAT THE HELL?!" I whisper yelled at her.
Then all of a sudden the door opened before Morgan could even respond to me. There stood right infront of us was Joseph Adam Jonas himself. I wasn't very impressed but Morgan on the other hand was ecstatic. Joe walked away and into the room and sat down. We followed him in but didn't sit down.
Me:"So's what's we gotta do?" I asked Joe.
Joe looked confused. I just scoffed; Morgan elbowed me in the ribs.
Me:"OW! *whispering*Bitch." I said turning away from her.
Then she fake tripped and hit me then whispered something.
Morgan:" *whispering* Trip rape. *outloud* HAHAHA."
Me:"It's only rape if you dn't want. Basicaly YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!"
Right then Nick came into the room and said something.
Nick:"Who's getting raped and can I help?"
Me:"Sicko and Morgan trip raped me."
Nick:"What the hell is trip rape?"
Me:"Morgan? can i rhino rape Nick?"
Morgan:"Um I guess if you don't hurt him too much."
Me:"Oh hell yes. HEY NICK COME HERE AND TURN AROUND!"
Nick:"Ok."
So when Nick got over here and turned around i kneed him in the ass. Right after that he put his hands on it and asked...
Nick:"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
Me:"Wuss. I've done that to other people before and it never hurt them. Well of course the were the people from....." And with that my voice trailed of
Me:"Nevermind. You're just a wuss."
Nick:"What were you gonna say before?"
Me:"Um nothing."
Nick:"No you were gonna say something you said from. But from what?"
Me:"Nowhere nevermind. Your just mental."
Nick:"And your a bitch."
Me:"What?"
Nick:"Huh?"
Me:"No seriously what?"
Nick:"Huh what are we talking about?"
Me:"Uh shut up and the next person that does that is gonna get hurt."
Joe:"Huh?"
Me:"What?"
Joe:"What?"
And right after Joe said that i walked over to him and said...
Me:"Joe do you ever want kids?"
Joe:"Yeah someday. Why?
Me:"Fine then I'll let you have kids I'll just make it so your face ain't so pretty."
And with that I punched Joe in the face. Right when I hit Joe i heard a crack. Oh crap Morgan's gonna kill me.
Morgan:"Nina what the hell is wrong with you?"
Me:"Sorry but I said that the next person that does that is gonna get hurt. And apparently it was him."
Morgan:"Nina you already got banned from 3 Mc'Donalds because of hitting employees you don't need to lose your job. Gosh now stop hitting the employers."
Me:"Hey I had a good reason to hit those people at Mc'Donalds. They got my orders wrong. They are serious retards. Cause like seriously they wrote down what i wanted and yet they couldn't get it right."
Morgan:"Yeah so you didn't have to break there noses."
Me:"Yeah just like I didn't have to break Joe's but i did. Oh yeah I'm sorry Joe I didn't mean to break your nose. I just get mad easily."
Joe:"It's ok but could someone take me to the hospital to get my nose fixed?"
Me:"Or I could jus-"
Morgan:"No it's ok Nina I'll take him to the hospital you sit and talk with Nick and find out what we have to do."She cut me off.
Me:"Kks see's ya's lata's[inside joke dackerz]"
With that Morgan and Joe left and it was just me and Nick so we started talking.
Me:"So what do me and Morgan have to do?"
Nick:"Well like we'll give you a list everyday and you guys just have to go around and do or get the stuff that we want."
Me:"Ok that sounds easy. So when do we start?"
Nick:"How about tomarrow. But you'll come to our house and stay there from now on until we go on tour in a month then you'll stay on the bus with us."
Me:" Ok so are we gonna go to your house now?"
Nick:"Yeah I'll text Joe and tell him to bring Morgan back to the house when they are finished."
Me:"Ok we have to catch our flight now Morgan. Do you have everything?"
Morgan:"Yeah i got everything let's head out."
Later when we got on the plane the ride was pretty good. Then we reached Texas. That's where they were at right now for some shooting to do a video i think. Oh well as long as we get to see them. When we got in the building and up to the doors of the room they were in we paused and looked at eachother. I wanted to scream so badly right now but I'm a proffesional and i can't do that. Morgan went right up infront of the door and i could already guess what was going to happen next.
Morgan:"KNOCK KNOCK ANYBODY IN THERE?!" She screamed at the top of her lunges.
Me:"Morgan WHAT THE HELL?!" I whisper yelled at her.
Then all of a sudden the door opened before Morgan could even respond to me. There stood right infront of us was Joseph Adam Jonas himself. I wasn't very impressed but Morgan on the other hand was ecstatic. Joe walked away and into the room and sat down. We followed him in but didn't sit down.
Me:"So's what's we gotta do?" I asked Joe.
Joe looked confused. I just scoffed; Morgan elbowed me in the ribs.
Me:"OW! *whispering*Bitch." I said turning away from her.
Then she fake tripped and hit me then whispered something.
Morgan:" *whispering* Trip rape. *outloud* HAHAHA."
Me:"It's only rape if you dn't want. Basicaly YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!"
Right then Nick came into the room and said something.
Nick:"Who's getting raped and can I help?"
Me:"Sicko and Morgan trip raped me."
Nick:"What the hell is trip rape?"
Me:"Morgan? can i rhino rape Nick?"
Morgan:"Um I guess if you don't hurt him too much."
Me:"Oh hell yes. HEY NICK COME HERE AND TURN AROUND!"
Nick:"Ok."
So when Nick got over here and turned around i kneed him in the ass. Right after that he put his hands on it and asked...
Nick:"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
Me:"Wuss. I've done that to other people before and it never hurt them. Well of course the were the people from....." And with that my voice trailed of
Me:"Nevermind. You're just a wuss."
Nick:"What were you gonna say before?"
Me:"Um nothing."
Nick:"No you were gonna say something you said from. But from what?"
Me:"Nowhere nevermind. Your just mental."
Nick:"And your a bitch."
Me:"What?"
Nick:"Huh?"
Me:"No seriously what?"
Nick:"Huh what are we talking about?"
Me:"Uh shut up and the next person that does that is gonna get hurt."
Joe:"Huh?"
Me:"What?"
Joe:"What?"
And right after Joe said that i walked over to him and said...
Me:"Joe do you ever want kids?"
Joe:"Yeah someday. Why?
Me:"Fine then I'll let you have kids I'll just make it so your face ain't so pretty."
And with that I punched Joe in the face. Right when I hit Joe i heard a crack. Oh crap Morgan's gonna kill me.
Morgan:"Nina what the hell is wrong with you?"
Me:"Sorry but I said that the next person that does that is gonna get hurt. And apparently it was him."
Morgan:"Nina you already got banned from 3 Mc'Donalds because of hitting employees you don't need to lose your job. Gosh now stop hitting the employers."
Me:"Hey I had a good reason to hit those people at Mc'Donalds. They got my orders wrong. They are serious retards. Cause like seriously they wrote down what i wanted and yet they couldn't get it right."
Morgan:"Yeah so you didn't have to break there noses."
Me:"Yeah just like I didn't have to break Joe's but i did. Oh yeah I'm sorry Joe I didn't mean to break your nose. I just get mad easily."
Joe:"It's ok but could someone take me to the hospital to get my nose fixed?"
Me:"Or I could jus-"
Morgan:"No it's ok Nina I'll take him to the hospital you sit and talk with Nick and find out what we have to do."She cut me off.
Me:"Kks see's ya's lata's[inside joke dackerz]"
With that Morgan and Joe left and it was just me and Nick so we started talking.
Me:"So what do me and Morgan have to do?"
Nick:"Well like we'll give you a list everyday and you guys just have to go around and do or get the stuff that we want."
Me:"Ok that sounds easy. So when do we start?"
Nick:"How about tomarrow. But you'll come to our house and stay there from now on until we go on tour in a month then you'll stay on the bus with us."
Me:" Ok so are we gonna go to your house now?"
Nick:"Yeah I'll text Joe and tell him to bring Morgan back to the house when they are finished."
Undercover? chapt. 3 Nick's POV
So right after I texted Joe he told me that him and Morgan are gonna drive around the city for a while. So he's not gonna be home for a while. He also said that mom, dad, Frankie, and Kevin went to New Jersey to visit some family for a while and to do some rescheduling for the tour. Well that's great for me cause that means I get to spend more time with Nina. Oh crap wait I shouldn't be thinking like that I already have a girlfriend. Oh umm what's her name um ummm....Miley that's it Iknew that I knew her name. Miley Cyrus. Right now me and Nina were sitting in my living room.
Me- So Nina umm... do you want to play the wii?
Nina- Sure! What games do you have?
Me- Ummmm how about Mario Kart?
Nina-Hmmm... what state are we in again?
Me-Oh we are in Texas right now. Why do you ask?
Nina-Because technically I'm not aloud to play that game in 11 states in the U.S.A.
Me- What why?
Nina- Because the last time i played i got the cops called on me and they told me i wasn't aloud to play that game in hmmm let me see. Alabama, Arkansas, Conneticut, Georgia, Illinoise, Louisianna, Masachusettes, New hampshire, Oregon, Rhode Island, Tennessee,and well that's it. So I guess we could play. Well that is if you want to get your ass kicked in a game of Mario Kart.
Me-Ok we'll play but it's you who will be getting the ass kicking. uhh hu I went there.
Nina-*cough* FAG *cough*.
Me-Ugh whatever let's just play the game.
So me and Nina played for a while. She beat me three times, and she also broke two wii remotes. I wasn't very worried about the remotes cause we had about 10 of them. Nina is just so cute. To bad she works for us if she didn't i would probably date her. Well if I wasn't dating Miley of course. Oh yeah that reminds me I need to talk to Miley and tell her that *DING DONG DING DONG* My thoughts were inturupted by the doorbell.
Me- I got it you wait here. Ok?
Nina-Alright.
When i got to the door, which was on the other side of the wall from the living room. Where me and Nina were playing the wii. I opened it and there she stood.
Me-Hey Miley.
Miley-Listen Nick we need to talk.
Me-Ok about what?
Miley-I think we should break up.
Me-Ok I think we should break up too I like someone else.
Miley-Me too I still like Lucas. sorry.
After she said that we hugged, and then she left. I went back into the living room and Nina was asleep on the couch. Hmmmm weird what time is it. I glanced at the clock and it said 11:30. Hmmm at night? Wow. I guess we should be sleeping. So i grabbed Nina and carried her upstairs to her new bedroom. I put her on the bed and went to my room and fell asleep thinking about Nina. When i awoke someone was shaking me very hard.
Me-(sleepily)What?
Joe-Wake up we need to get Morgan and Nina settled in. dude like seriously I know you like Nina and if you don't get up i'll tell her.
Me-ugh hu. Sure you will Joseph.
I laid back down and tried to sleep until I heard joe shout something
Joe- OH NINA LITTLE NICKY HAS SOMETHING HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU!!!!!
I sprung right up and ran right out my door to the hall. Was he serious? He knows I like to take my time to ask girls out.
Me-Joseph please don't. I'm up I'll help just don't tell her.
Joe-it's ok little Nicky Nina and Morgan left about an hour ago to go shopping. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me- So Nina umm... do you want to play the wii?
Nina- Sure! What games do you have?
Me- Ummmm how about Mario Kart?
Nina-Hmmm... what state are we in again?
Me-Oh we are in Texas right now. Why do you ask?
Nina-Because technically I'm not aloud to play that game in 11 states in the U.S.A.
Me- What why?
Nina- Because the last time i played i got the cops called on me and they told me i wasn't aloud to play that game in hmmm let me see. Alabama, Arkansas, Conneticut, Georgia, Illinoise, Louisianna, Masachusettes, New hampshire, Oregon, Rhode Island, Tennessee,and well that's it. So I guess we could play. Well that is if you want to get your ass kicked in a game of Mario Kart.
Me-Ok we'll play but it's you who will be getting the ass kicking. uhh hu I went there.
Nina-*cough* FAG *cough*.
Me-Ugh whatever let's just play the game.
So me and Nina played for a while. She beat me three times, and she also broke two wii remotes. I wasn't very worried about the remotes cause we had about 10 of them. Nina is just so cute. To bad she works for us if she didn't i would probably date her. Well if I wasn't dating Miley of course. Oh yeah that reminds me I need to talk to Miley and tell her that *DING DONG DING DONG* My thoughts were inturupted by the doorbell.
Me- I got it you wait here. Ok?
Nina-Alright.
When i got to the door, which was on the other side of the wall from the living room. Where me and Nina were playing the wii. I opened it and there she stood.
Me-Hey Miley.
Miley-Listen Nick we need to talk.
Me-Ok about what?
Miley-I think we should break up.
Me-Ok I think we should break up too I like someone else.
Miley-Me too I still like Lucas. sorry.
After she said that we hugged, and then she left. I went back into the living room and Nina was asleep on the couch. Hmmmm weird what time is it. I glanced at the clock and it said 11:30. Hmmm at night? Wow. I guess we should be sleeping. So i grabbed Nina and carried her upstairs to her new bedroom. I put her on the bed and went to my room and fell asleep thinking about Nina. When i awoke someone was shaking me very hard.
Me-(sleepily)What?
Joe-Wake up we need to get Morgan and Nina settled in. dude like seriously I know you like Nina and if you don't get up i'll tell her.
Me-ugh hu. Sure you will Joseph.
I laid back down and tried to sleep until I heard joe shout something
Joe- OH NINA LITTLE NICKY HAS SOMETHING HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU!!!!!
I sprung right up and ran right out my door to the hall. Was he serious? He knows I like to take my time to ask girls out.
Me-Joseph please don't. I'm up I'll help just don't tell her.
Joe-it's ok little Nicky Nina and Morgan left about an hour ago to go shopping. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Undrcover? chapt. 4
I was so relieved, yet so mad at Joe for making me think that. (DING DONG DING DONG)
Me-I got it Joe.
Joe-aight. you's besta go get dat nickle.
Me-Joe that was so gay and like the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Joe-Yeah whatever just go get the door NICHOL'ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I went down the stairs and opened the door and there, standing, was Selena.
Selena-Nick I think we should get back together
Me-Umm Selena I don't know I kinda like some one else but we're not dating.
Selena-Good so you think so too. YAY. We're back together. I'm gonna come back later tonight and stop by for a while to meet your new personal assistant to see if she know's everything I like.
Me-But wait what I never said.. [she interupted me]
Selena-I love you. BYE.
And with that she left and ran away.
{LATER THAT NIGHT}
I heard the door bell ring so I ran and opened it while everyone else is still in the living room talking. I opened the door and there was Selena for the second time today.
Selena-Hey Nicky how are you today?
Me-Good. come on in Selena everyone is in the living room.
We walked in and then eveeryone started to stare at us.
Me-Hey guys this is Selena my new...well she's my new..
Selena-GIRLFRIEND I'M HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! Anyway so who are these ladies?
Joe-Well this is Morgan right here and that's just nina over there.
Nina-Oh Joe I feel so loved when you introduce me to people as just Nina.
{TWENTY MINUTES LATER}(Nina's POV)
So I was sitting next to Selena and Nick was on the other side of her.
Selena-So Nina what do you like to do when your bored?
Me-Oh you know just normal stuff like training for things...like um hahahh chearlead? Yep I chearlead in my spare time.
OH frap I almost told them that in my spare time i like to learn more ways how to kill people. And um i'm not a bragger but um *cough* 53 *cough*.
Me-It's not all that exciting.
Selena-Yeah I kinda think it's gay.
Me-*mumbling*your face is gay*
Selena-What?
Me-huh?
Selena-*yelling* You said something. What did you say?!?!?
Me-YOUR FACE!!!!!! BITCH. im going for a walk toota loo.Wait nevermind I need to make a call.
I stood there in front of everyone and started dialing a number on my phone. It started to ring on the other line.
???-Hello?
Me-Hey it's Nina. So I was wondering if you were up for that offer you were talking about before?
(Selena's POV)
Nina-Really?... Thanks...When? ... Five minutes is good. ... No... Nooooooo!... Of course... No ...
Morgan-Nina! This phone call better not be what I think it is,
Nina-Nevermind .... No.... Seriously? ... When... Wait no I can't ... Yeah you'll have to save that favor for another day. Kay thanks anyways...yeah bye.
Morgan-Nina what did I tell you about the mutated penguins?
Nina-That I wasn't aloud to make them go after people.
Me-Who were you gonna make them go after?
Nina-Oh just some little bitch that needs her teeth kicked in.
Me-I got it Joe.
Joe-aight. you's besta go get dat nickle.
Me-Joe that was so gay and like the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Joe-Yeah whatever just go get the door NICHOL'ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I went down the stairs and opened the door and there, standing, was Selena.
Selena-Nick I think we should get back together
Me-Umm Selena I don't know I kinda like some one else but we're not dating.
Selena-Good so you think so too. YAY. We're back together. I'm gonna come back later tonight and stop by for a while to meet your new personal assistant to see if she know's everything I like.
Me-But wait what I never said.. [she interupted me]
Selena-I love you. BYE.
And with that she left and ran away.
{LATER THAT NIGHT}
I heard the door bell ring so I ran and opened it while everyone else is still in the living room talking. I opened the door and there was Selena for the second time today.
Selena-Hey Nicky how are you today?
Me-Good. come on in Selena everyone is in the living room.
We walked in and then eveeryone started to stare at us.
Me-Hey guys this is Selena my new...well she's my new..
Selena-GIRLFRIEND I'M HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! Anyway so who are these ladies?
Joe-Well this is Morgan right here and that's just nina over there.
Nina-Oh Joe I feel so loved when you introduce me to people as just Nina.
{TWENTY MINUTES LATER}(Nina's POV)
So I was sitting next to Selena and Nick was on the other side of her.
Selena-So Nina what do you like to do when your bored?
Me-Oh you know just normal stuff like training for things...like um hahahh chearlead? Yep I chearlead in my spare time.
OH frap I almost told them that in my spare time i like to learn more ways how to kill people. And um i'm not a bragger but um *cough* 53 *cough*.
Me-It's not all that exciting.
Selena-Yeah I kinda think it's gay.
Me-*mumbling*your face is gay*
Selena-What?
Me-huh?
Selena-*yelling* You said something. What did you say?!?!?
Me-YOUR FACE!!!!!! BITCH. im going for a walk toota loo.Wait nevermind I need to make a call.
I stood there in front of everyone and started dialing a number on my phone. It started to ring on the other line.
???-Hello?
Me-Hey it's Nina. So I was wondering if you were up for that offer you were talking about before?
(Selena's POV)
Nina-Really?... Thanks...When? ... Five minutes is good. ... No... Nooooooo!... Of course... No ...
Morgan-Nina! This phone call better not be what I think it is,
Nina-Nevermind .... No.... Seriously? ... When... Wait no I can't ... Yeah you'll have to save that favor for another day. Kay thanks anyways...yeah bye.
Morgan-Nina what did I tell you about the mutated penguins?
Nina-That I wasn't aloud to make them go after people.
Me-Who were you gonna make them go after?
Nina-Oh just some little bitch that needs her teeth kicked in.
