Single Ladies or Not chp. 1
I was awoken by a loud crashing noise. My head shot up and i was super pissed.
Me: "What the hell Morgan?! What just happened?!"
Morgan: "Um nothing.......nothing that you need to know of."
I heard footsteps running around the house and i immediately knew i had to figure out what it was so i raced down the stairs.
Me: "Um Morgan why the frick are you running around the house and why is your pantleg on fire?!"
Morgan: "Well ou see i was trying to cook dinner for our guests that will be coming over soon. And well i was sitting on a chair in front of the stove and i put my foot on stove and it got caught on fire and then the fire spread up my leg. Then i started running around the house and i nocked over a vase and it shattered. But anyways can you just put the fire out?!"
So I ran into the kitchen and got a bucket of water and dumped it on her leg and the fire went out.
Me: "So who is our guests that are coming soon?"
Morgan: "Um well i don't really know hallie said that she was bringing them over and that they are famous. She said that when she brings them here that we aren't aloud to spazz."
Me: "Well that sucks 'cause if they're famous i'm gonna spazz anyway!"
"DING DONG" went the doorbell
Morgan: "I'll be right there!"
She went over and answered the door and there standing there were 4 smexy guys. Well 3 smexy guys and 1 smexy boy. Morgan went crazy and started breathing really weird and so did I. I couldn't believe it they were here and on our doorstep with hallie. They stepped inside and morgan jumped the littlest one. I just stood there frozen looking at the one with the curly hair and the she-devil herself attached to his arm. That's right Nicholas Jerry Jonas and Miley "Gay" Cyrus are here at my house together. I wonder why i didn't notice before. Kevin was here with his fiance Danielle I like her she's nice and they're perfect for eachother.
I made a frustrated sound and ran to the kitchen. I saw something that i really didn't expect. A shoe , Morgans shoe to be exact, on the stove on fire. What i noticed about 5 seconds later that had me panicking was that the curtains above the stove are on fire. I started spazzing out and running around the kitchen looking for the fire extinguisher. That's when i remembered the morgan used it in the living room yetserday when she caught the couch on fire with a magnefine glass. I quickly sprinted out of the kitchen and into the living room to find everyone in there, and talking. But i couldn't just stop i had no time to waste so i quickly started looking for the fire exstinguisher. I immediately found it by the entrance ,of the living room, and sprinted into the kitchen with it. Within seconds i had the fire out and i was sat on the floor silently cursing myself because i burnt my hand.
Hallie: "What the hell happened?!"
Me: "Well Hallie you see morgan set her shoe on fire by accident and then it caught the curtains on fire."
Nichol'ass': "Um I don't mean to but in but your arm is on fire."
He said that pointing to my arm. I shrugged beacause i didn't really care and i took of my shirt. It's ok because i had an undershirt on. He gaped at me like an idiot. I was about to say something but i heard a scream behind me, so I turned around. And there stood Morgan staring at me like iI had 3 heads. Crap i forgot about my back. I got in a fight with ,well lets call them friends, some friends yesterday and they cut up my stomach and my back. I quickly ran past everyone and up the stairs before anyone else could see anything.
Me: "What the hell Morgan?! What just happened?!"
Morgan: "Um nothing.......nothing that you need to know of."
I heard footsteps running around the house and i immediately knew i had to figure out what it was so i raced down the stairs.
Me: "Um Morgan why the frick are you running around the house and why is your pantleg on fire?!"
Morgan: "Well ou see i was trying to cook dinner for our guests that will be coming over soon. And well i was sitting on a chair in front of the stove and i put my foot on stove and it got caught on fire and then the fire spread up my leg. Then i started running around the house and i nocked over a vase and it shattered. But anyways can you just put the fire out?!"
So I ran into the kitchen and got a bucket of water and dumped it on her leg and the fire went out.
Me: "So who is our guests that are coming soon?"
Morgan: "Um well i don't really know hallie said that she was bringing them over and that they are famous. She said that when she brings them here that we aren't aloud to spazz."
Me: "Well that sucks 'cause if they're famous i'm gonna spazz anyway!"
"DING DONG" went the doorbell
Morgan: "I'll be right there!"
She went over and answered the door and there standing there were 4 smexy guys. Well 3 smexy guys and 1 smexy boy. Morgan went crazy and started breathing really weird and so did I. I couldn't believe it they were here and on our doorstep with hallie. They stepped inside and morgan jumped the littlest one. I just stood there frozen looking at the one with the curly hair and the she-devil herself attached to his arm. That's right Nicholas Jerry Jonas and Miley "Gay" Cyrus are here at my house together. I wonder why i didn't notice before. Kevin was here with his fiance Danielle I like her she's nice and they're perfect for eachother.
I made a frustrated sound and ran to the kitchen. I saw something that i really didn't expect. A shoe , Morgans shoe to be exact, on the stove on fire. What i noticed about 5 seconds later that had me panicking was that the curtains above the stove are on fire. I started spazzing out and running around the kitchen looking for the fire extinguisher. That's when i remembered the morgan used it in the living room yetserday when she caught the couch on fire with a magnefine glass. I quickly sprinted out of the kitchen and into the living room to find everyone in there, and talking. But i couldn't just stop i had no time to waste so i quickly started looking for the fire exstinguisher. I immediately found it by the entrance ,of the living room, and sprinted into the kitchen with it. Within seconds i had the fire out and i was sat on the floor silently cursing myself because i burnt my hand.
Hallie: "What the hell happened?!"
Me: "Well Hallie you see morgan set her shoe on fire by accident and then it caught the curtains on fire."
Nichol'ass': "Um I don't mean to but in but your arm is on fire."
He said that pointing to my arm. I shrugged beacause i didn't really care and i took of my shirt. It's ok because i had an undershirt on. He gaped at me like an idiot. I was about to say something but i heard a scream behind me, so I turned around. And there stood Morgan staring at me like iI had 3 heads. Crap i forgot about my back. I got in a fight with ,well lets call them friends, some friends yesterday and they cut up my stomach and my back. I quickly ran past everyone and up the stairs before anyone else could see anything.
Single Ladies or Not chp. 2
About 5 minutes after i reached my room there was a knock on the door.
Me "it's open!"
Morgan came in and sat down next to me on my bed.
Morgan: "Josh again?"
I just nodded, and she got up ,grabbed a shirt out of my drawr ,gave it to me, and left. I went back downstairs and took a seat in the living room in between miley and morgan. i was just lost in my own thoughts until i was rudely elbowed in the side by morgan.
Me: "Huh?"
Nichol'ass': "I said what's your name?"
Me: "Oh i'm Nina"
Yep that's me Nina Maria Coover. I am 16 about to turn 17 and i have two of the best friends in the world Morgan Ransdorf and Holly Greencup.
After a small pause Nichol'ass' started talking again.
Nichol'ass': "That's a nice name."
Me: " ahh I guess it is i'm not a real big fan i don't really like the way it's spelled."
Miley: "Yeah i agree with her i don't like that name either it's stupid."
I felt the anger inside of me. Morgan must have saw because she whispered to me.
Morgan: [whispering]"Nina don't she is the guest."
Me: [whispering too]" Fine but if she does one more thing to make me mad im gonna hit her no matter what you say."
Joe:"Nina!"
Me:"What?"
Joe:"I asked you how you spelled your name."
Me:"Oh i spell it n.i.n.a. but it's pronounced neena it's kinda weird."
Miley:"Yeah i agree it is weird i would never want a stupid name like that."
I was just about to punch her when nick said something.
Nick:"MILEY! If all your going to do is insult people then maybe you should leave!"
Miley:"But Nickypoo i wasn't insulting her i was just agreeing with her."
Me:[mumbling]"yeah if by making me want to rip that pig nose off your face means your agreeing with me then yes your agreeing with me."
Joe was right beside morgan and i was mumbling in morgans direction so joe heard too and him and morgan started to laugh.
Miley:"What's so funny?!"
Me/Morgan/Joe:"NOTHING"
After we said that all three of us started laughing again. Then we heard a loud crashing noise coming from the kitchen.
Miley then ran to the kitchen after she said she was going to get a drink.
Me:"I'm gonna get a drink"
I walked into the kitchen and saw something I didn't expect
Single Ladies or not? chapt. 3 (Nick's pov)
When Nina left I felt something on my thigh. I looked down and Morgan's hand was on my thigh she wasn't even looking at me she wasn't even paying attention.
Me:"I;m gonna get a drink too." With that i jumped up and left the room and went to the kitchen.
When I got in there Nina was laying on the floor holding her head with one hand and Miley's leg with the other. Miley's nose was bleeding, so I'm guessing Nina punched her. Oh well i was gonna break up with Miley anyway so whatever.
Nina:"Bitch my fridge is dead and now your gonna die!"
Morgan ran into the room and gasped.
Morgan:"You little whore what the hell did you do to our fridge. Oh Miley I'm gonna kill you. RAW!!!!!!!!!"
And with that Morgan jumped on Miley and punched her in the face twice then stood up.
Morgan:"Hunny you ok?"
Nina:"Yeah I think she's ok she just needs to be plugged back in."
Morgan:"Not the fridge, Nicky poo."
Morgan pulled me up to her room, and we stayed there for a while.
[Two hours later.]
Morgan and I walked down the steps, holding hands. Nina came over and slapped Morgan across the face. Then she took my hand and lead me into the basement and locked the door.
Nina:"What the hell did you guys do in there?"
Me:"We just made paper airplanes and ate some stale cookies she had in the room."
The next thing i knew i was being pushed up against the wall and Nina's lips were on mine I was suprised at first but then i felt the sparks. It was amazing and I didn't want to stop, but then i ran out of air. I pulled away and asked Nina something.
ME:"Nina will you be my girlfriend?"
Nina:"Of course I would love to be your girlfriend."
And after she said that I kissed her again, smiling gracefully. I felt sparks pulse through my body. It was so amazing.
Me "it's open!"
Morgan came in and sat down next to me on my bed.
Morgan: "Josh again?"
I just nodded, and she got up ,grabbed a shirt out of my drawr ,gave it to me, and left. I went back downstairs and took a seat in the living room in between miley and morgan. i was just lost in my own thoughts until i was rudely elbowed in the side by morgan.
Me: "Huh?"
Nichol'ass': "I said what's your name?"
Me: "Oh i'm Nina"
Yep that's me Nina Maria Coover. I am 16 about to turn 17 and i have two of the best friends in the world Morgan Ransdorf and Holly Greencup.
After a small pause Nichol'ass' started talking again.
Nichol'ass': "That's a nice name."
Me: " ahh I guess it is i'm not a real big fan i don't really like the way it's spelled."
Miley: "Yeah i agree with her i don't like that name either it's stupid."
I felt the anger inside of me. Morgan must have saw because she whispered to me.
Morgan: [whispering]"Nina don't she is the guest."
Me: [whispering too]" Fine but if she does one more thing to make me mad im gonna hit her no matter what you say."
Joe:"Nina!"
Me:"What?"
Joe:"I asked you how you spelled your name."
Me:"Oh i spell it n.i.n.a. but it's pronounced neena it's kinda weird."
Miley:"Yeah i agree it is weird i would never want a stupid name like that."
I was just about to punch her when nick said something.
Nick:"MILEY! If all your going to do is insult people then maybe you should leave!"
Miley:"But Nickypoo i wasn't insulting her i was just agreeing with her."
Me:[mumbling]"yeah if by making me want to rip that pig nose off your face means your agreeing with me then yes your agreeing with me."
Joe was right beside morgan and i was mumbling in morgans direction so joe heard too and him and morgan started to laugh.
Miley:"What's so funny?!"
Me/Morgan/Joe:"NOTHING"
After we said that all three of us started laughing again. Then we heard a loud crashing noise coming from the kitchen.
Miley then ran to the kitchen after she said she was going to get a drink.
Me:"I'm gonna get a drink"
I walked into the kitchen and saw something I didn't expect
Single Ladies or not? chapt. 3 (Nick's pov)
When Nina left I felt something on my thigh. I looked down and Morgan's hand was on my thigh she wasn't even looking at me she wasn't even paying attention.
Me:"I;m gonna get a drink too." With that i jumped up and left the room and went to the kitchen.
When I got in there Nina was laying on the floor holding her head with one hand and Miley's leg with the other. Miley's nose was bleeding, so I'm guessing Nina punched her. Oh well i was gonna break up with Miley anyway so whatever.
Nina:"Bitch my fridge is dead and now your gonna die!"
Morgan ran into the room and gasped.
Morgan:"You little whore what the hell did you do to our fridge. Oh Miley I'm gonna kill you. RAW!!!!!!!!!"
And with that Morgan jumped on Miley and punched her in the face twice then stood up.
Morgan:"Hunny you ok?"
Nina:"Yeah I think she's ok she just needs to be plugged back in."
Morgan:"Not the fridge, Nicky poo."
Morgan pulled me up to her room, and we stayed there for a while.
[Two hours later.]
Morgan and I walked down the steps, holding hands. Nina came over and slapped Morgan across the face. Then she took my hand and lead me into the basement and locked the door.
Nina:"What the hell did you guys do in there?"
Me:"We just made paper airplanes and ate some stale cookies she had in the room."
The next thing i knew i was being pushed up against the wall and Nina's lips were on mine I was suprised at first but then i felt the sparks. It was amazing and I didn't want to stop, but then i ran out of air. I pulled away and asked Nina something.
ME:"Nina will you be my girlfriend?"
Nina:"Of course I would love to be your girlfriend."
And after she said that I kissed her again, smiling gracefully. I felt sparks pulse through my body. It was so amazing.
